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Sun 23 March 2025

I know its been a few years now but I still wonder how the fuck people heard "Yanny"...

Sat 22 March 2025

Marking today as the first time Mojang actually announced something both cute and amazing in a Minecraft Live. I love the smol Ghast <3

Mon 03 March 2025

Chat idk how but I just found the most wonderful and precious person ever, and I love her with all my heart >< 💜

Sun 23 February 2025

Had a headache so I turned off all the lights in my room, sat by my window with the fresh rainy night air... and decided to put my earbuds in and start singing along to I will survive, think thats actually the most passion I have ever put into singing in my life... but hey the headache is mostly gone now which is good! <:hehe:1224106524465696830>

Tue 21 January 2025

Finally fully learnt what the word "Rizz" and "Sigma" meant... If it means im a grandma for not knowing these words then pass me the fucking knitting needles...

Sun 19 January 2025

Had one of the greatest ideas last night that I simply couldnt wait to do when I woke up, but I forgot what it was...

Fri 27 December 2024

Finally watched the new Wallace and Gromit, ngl better than expected. Rather cracking job!

Fri 20 December 2024

Its past midnight and I am stuck staring at the word "answer" as for some reason its currently baffling me how its always had a silent "w" I have never noticed before... I have always spelt it correctly too without thinking about it... o_O

Fri 13 December 2024

Daily reminder I hate CSS and I despise how easy it is to break ;-;

Mon 09 December 2024

Today is the day I found out some Linux users really care about names of birds to the point they tried mini-boycotting Ubuntu over a picture of a Bullfinch...

Mon 09 December 2024

Want to try adding fun lil cursor trails on my website but unsure if I have the mental capacity to figure out that nightmare of JavaScript code, but hey if one day you are reading this and there is a trail following your cursor, its one of 2 things, either I figured it out (yay me)... or I just found and used someone elses code for it :p

Thu 05 December 2024

Nearing the end of the year and it dawned on me that I had accidentally completed some of my new years resolutions without even realizing hehe

Sat 30 November 2024

Refound one of my "I was in a bad mood when writing this" code comments today `INITIAL_FONT_SIZE = 180 # One starting size for the font, Fresh straight from my ASS`

Fri 29 November 2024

Wild to think that if everyone on earth blinked at the exact same time, it would be a really cool phenomenon... that no one would be able to notice :p

Wed 27 November 2024

Still yet to figure out how you are meant to properly take spam out of the tin, the instructions on the back are pure lies created by big meat. I will figure out the secrets, mark my words >:3

Wed 27 November 2024

Ya know how most people when they die get burried in their best suit, does that mean in a zombie apocalypse, it would be just super formal and you would just have very spiffy looking zombies eating brains? Hope they bring the knife and fork at least hehe

Tue 26 November 2024

After being awake for around 20 hours, I can safely say, I need more cups of tea...

Tue 26 November 2024

There are 2 types of websites on the internet, the cool websites, and the websites that have mobile support...

Mon 25 November 2024

Finally got Noda posting these messages to my website, which is finally remade, Hi viewer on my website! :3

Tue 29 October 2024

Sometimes my own genius, it still sends me postcards from whatever far away land it ran off too all those years ago...

Sat 26 October 2024

If taking pictures of yourself is called a selfie, then would taking pictures of other people be a "them-ie" or a "other-ie"?

Thu 24 October 2024

I hope to eventually make it so Noda will auto post all these random silly thoughts onto my website, so I guess if you are reading this at some point on my website... hi!

Thu 24 October 2024

Is rust-eze medicated bumper ointment just the cars equivalent of hemorrhoid cream... was thinking about this while in the shower today. Sure does explain why Lightning doesn't like being sponsored by them too much ig...