Welcome to my random quotes collection!

Prepare for chaos!

Here you can find a range of questionable and random quotes that have been taken completely out of context and archived here for both your enjoyment and my shame!

All quotes are generated as images using my Discord bot Noda, if you want to check it out consider [Joining my Discord]!

Warning!

Some of the quotes listed here tip toe over the line that is NSFW, by continuing to scroll you are agreeing to not get mad at me for seeing nono words like "frick" or "crap"!

In all seriousness though there are some rather vulgar words that exist in a fair few of these quotes, you have been warned!

Sat 21 June 2025

Im still scared of "Ballsack.mp4"...

Thu 08 May 2025

Tue 18 March 2025

Fri 14 March 2025

Sun 26 January 2025

Minecraft turtles are cool but damn they are stubborn :/

Mon 20 January 2025

I call that being ungrateful...

Wed 01 January 2025

Sun 22 December 2024

Love all ass the same <3

Wed 11 December 2024

Wed 27 November 2024

Making websites mobile friendly sucks :/

Mon 25 November 2024

o_O

Tue 29 October 2024

... yeah even im disappointed with myself...

Sat 26 October 2024

Sands Underchair?! Huge fan!

Wed 23 October 2024

Noda is mean to me ;-;

Wed 23 October 2024

Sometimes my genius... its almost frightening...

Mon 21 October 2024

meow :3

Thu 10 October 2024

Am pwogwammer :3

Tue 08 October 2024

True story btw...

Mon 07 October 2024

Entire day ruined -inator...

Mon 07 October 2024

My second birthday now ig...

Fri 04 October 2024

Tue 24 September 2024

Fri 20 September 2024

Again more science experiments gone wrong...

Tue 17 September 2024

Fri 06 September 2024

Anyone at NASA willing to test this theory? :3

Thu 05 September 2024

Interesting day on the toilet that was...

Wed 04 September 2024

It would have been a lot simpler ngl...

Sat 24 August 2024

You see I would explain this... but I actually don't remember what happened here... o_O

Mon 12 August 2024

Portal 3...

Sun 11 August 2024

tbf every shape can fit in the triangle hole... if you brought a big enough hammer that is :3

Sat 10 August 2024

Hes too damn LOUD, he deserves it to for giving Dave 1000 headaches every day smh

Tue 06 August 2024

... [hangs up]

Tue 06 August 2024

"hehe"

Tue 06 August 2024

It was haunting my Desktop for DAYS...

Sat 27 July 2024

Looking back at this one... that would be so damn painful...

Mon 22 July 2024

Dealing with never ending bugs can make you think interesting thoughts...

Wed 10 July 2024

If you wish to know more and then regret asking, search on YouTube for "Alvin sings Medium pace"...

Wed 10 July 2024

I know this one isn't really a direct quote of me, but it involved me and its funny so shush :p

Sat 25 May 2024

That hedgehog was kinda cool though ngl...

Thu 16 May 2024

Programming 101 :3

Thu 02 May 2024

Yeah im cultured...

Mon 15 April 2024

Most OTT way of saying "I object" I guess...

Mon 08 April 2024

I love working with image manipulation... its such... "fun"...

Sat 06 April 2024

I refuse to elaborate on this...

Wed 27 March 2024

That DVD still sits on my shelf to this day... and still haven't watched it either to confirm if it has FastPlay...

Tue 12 March 2024

I miss them, they were a fun demon...

Sun 03 March 2024

Still think its cute if you ask me...

Fri 23 February 2024

Helllllo internet and welcome back to Game Theory...

Fri 23 February 2024

Messing around with the limitations of a crappy AI image generator...

Sun 11 February 2024

Sat 27 January 2024

Sat 30 December 2023

Mon 25 December 2023

Sun 15 October 2023

Sun 23 July 2023

Wed 22 January 2025

Its just another casual Friday night tbh :3

Fri 01 January 2021

We were all thinking of great science experiments, maybe its best we don't try this one...